Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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