it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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