Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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