I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
