I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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