is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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