I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Less talking, more tequila
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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