hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize