Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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