when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I AM VODKA MAN
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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