You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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