Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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