after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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