is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Randomize
