I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
is wine microwaveable?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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