i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
