Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
