I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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