office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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