Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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