you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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