ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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