Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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