drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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