Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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