Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I wear drunk well.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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