Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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