When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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