I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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