i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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