what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she pinky promised me she was 18
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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