Don't you send me to vm
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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