he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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