When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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