Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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