D3 body, D1 cock
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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