honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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