i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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