Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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