do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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