But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i would punch a child for taco bell
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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