Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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