This is not my ceiling
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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