The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
