I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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