I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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