small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
