i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
So gin and wine won't be happening again
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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