David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Randomize
