I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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