i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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