Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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