you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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